I’m voting for Ron Paul! (I’ll let you decide if that’s a huge joke or a surprising reality.)

You know that feeling that you get when you wake up wearing an elf costume in someone else’s closet with three empty bags of Cheetos (the puffs kind) for a pillow, and you think, does it smell in here or is that me?  And then you think, who the hell cares! The world is going down the tubes anyway.

Well, if you haven’t heard/seen on YouTube, you’re in for a treat (read: disaster)!  Last week our lovely little Congress decided to pass a bill that effectively negates the bill of rights for United States citizens.  That’s right, the National Defense Authorization Act states that the U.S. military can now lock up a U.S. citizen indefinitely and without trial.  Good luck, Kim Kardashian- your tweets could end you up in Guantanamo.  

The activist group “Anonymous” has a really great video about the whole thing.  It’s super real.  (Click ye’ ol’ photo below to see aforementioned real thing.)


But there is good news.  The Black Keys released their new album "El Camino" this week and it blows the roof off, if you know what I mean.  (I don’t think that’s a real saying.)

In other news, Rick Perry is homophobic.  Who’da thought?